Saturday, May 5

Ooh! New spam!

This one's new to me. Pretty interesting
Dear Sir, I have managed to sneak out this email to you from my confinement here in one of our military bases in Germany.My name is Col.Steve Moore of The US Army. I was based in Iraq until recently,I was sent back to Germany because of the Iraqi prisoner abuse scandal in which I was unfortunately implicated. I am still under House Arrest,pending the outcome of investigation. During my sojourn in Iraq, I was able to successfully smuggle US$ 21.7m out of Iraq to a location in Europe. I reckoned that being a soldier I would not be in the best position to give a satisfactory account of how I came about such an amount of money.I could therefore not conclude the proccess of securing the money before I was apprehended as I was at a loss about into which account one could pay it and that is where your assistance comes in. I have resolved to share the total sum with you in the fairest ratio that we shall both agree on as settlement for your own part of the deal. Please,ponder over this and feed me back as I am in dire need of your assistance at this time.Please, send me your private contact info. in order to facilitate an easier and more private correspondence between us. I must assure you that this will not expose you to any risk as all the possible risk has been foreseen and taken care of. I must also remind you that transaction of this magnitude and nature is to be handled carefully in order for both of us to be well protected. I shall send you more details as soon as I hear from you.I implore you to really consider this offer and feed me back. Also let me know how you wish to be settled for your role in the business.Please,reply to; moorest6@aol.co.uk. I await your response with much optimism. Thanks in advance, Best Regards Steve Moore(Col.)
Came to my work email, got tagged as spam, but I do kind of have to watch out for email from colonels ;-)

3 comments:

Jay@Soob said...

Christ but that's pathetic to the point of hilarity.

Sean Meade said...

pathetic to think stuff like that works on some people!

Anonymous said...

Got the same email but his name is now "Jason White"