If both time and money are in short supply this winter, use your body. Romance a lonely librarian. As the movies have taught us, when librarians take off their dowdy glasses and let their hair down, some are real lookers.
Mindy got me a pair of nose hair clippers this year…but, ironically, I had already sold all my nose hair to buy her a watch fob!
(You can name the famous story he's aping, right?)
+ I enjoyed Google Predictions, 2007.