Remember that Tolkien names post below? Kathy deserves a name as a faithful, regular reader (even though she thinks Collaboratory is just a who-can-use-the-biggest-word contest). Therefore,

Lady Kathy of Cincinnati, Mother of Josh, Undisputed Mistress of Star Wars Trivia, Quoter of Wil.
(And I will resist the fact that Linfoot is obviously a hobbit name. I'm guessing you don't really want to be a hobbit.)