Friday, May 10

Laugh of the day:

John and Jennifer are in their luxury kitchen.
Jennifer examines the remains of a loaf of Hawaiian bread she had made in the bread machine for John the night before. Some bizarre yeast accident caused the loaf not to grow very much resulting in a short cake-like bread which did not stop John from using it to assemble a Cobb sandwich.

Jennifer: Hmm. It looks like cake.
John: That is what I told you last night!
Jennifer: I was agreeing with you.... jerk.
John: If you were agreeing with me, how come you did not put a "Master" on the end?
Jennifer: What?
John: "You were right about the cake bread Master!" or something like that.
Jennifer: I am not going to call you Master.
John: Not yet anyway.
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