If I were going to go see a movie this afternoon (which I'm not, but I'd like to), what would it be?

Maybe 'Osmosis Jones'. It sounds funny, and I love Chris Rock.

Probably not 'The Others'. I don't really do scary movies and I don't have a thing for Nicole Kidman.

Probably not 'The Luzhin Defence'. I like Emily Watson and John Turturro, but I'm not up for something depressing.

Maybe 'Moulin Rouge' for 50 cents.

Maybe 'Memento', but I don't think I want to work that hard today.

Hmm. 'Moulin Rouge' or 'Osmosis Jones'. Tough choice. Unfortunately, I don't have to make it.