Don't even try to resist going and getting your pirate name. Mine is Captain Sam Cash:
Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!
Speaking of pirates, what's the 18th letter of the alphabet? R! What's the 9th letter of the alphabet? I!