Don't even try to resist going and getting your pirate name. Mine is Captain Sam Cash:

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

(via Scott)

Speaking of pirates, what's the 18th letter of the alphabet? R! What's the 9th letter of the alphabet? I!