I always think John is funny:

RETRO DIALOGUE
John and Colin are on the phone, discussing OJ Simpson's run from the law. The year is 1994.

John: Where do you think he is going?
Colin: Obviously he is going to kill himself.
John: Hold on, I am going to make a sandwich.
Colin: Don't blame me if you miss a once in a lifetime chance to see OJ kill himself.

John goes and makes a sandwich, the kind is no longer remembered.

John: Did I miss anything?
Colin: Yeah, OJ is dead. I hope you enjoy your sandwich.
John: Noo!
Colin: No.